The Sixpack minus one

DK, one of the original Fab Four members, has left. Without his enigmatic and artful ways, both in delivering punchlines that leave everyone gaping (and in some cases, scratching their heads) and in his skilful sidestepping of any and every personal question flinged at him, the Orange is not the same. And it will never be the same again. There is only one DK!!!

The Sixpack only learnt of DK's final day on his penultimate day. So what else to do but to set the wheels of torture in motion and hatch a plan so devilish that it would leave him utterly humiliated. Actually, it probably ended up benefiting him, but...oh well. At least no one can say the Sixpack don't take care of their own. Even after you leave, you'll always be one of us. Once you're in, you're never out.

The plan was simple yet effective. Five of DK's favourite girls would each present him with a rose on the stroke of lunchtime. All and sundry would gather at his cubicle to witness this momentous event. M**karazzi and his trusty camera would do the rest of the job in ensuring that the moment was captured for posterity.

Backstage, the girls prepare for the start of the show. No need for make-up and fancy costumes; cuz they've already got the whole package, eh.

Ah, yes. WM is fast becoming a hot property these days, hotter than those newly built condominiums in fact. I heard she might be available - DK, ML, are you sure you don't want to give it a try? ;-)

Getting a rose from one lovely Orange lady is already intoxicating enough to send a hot-blooded man to Heaven. Think DK must have landed on the Moon after getting these five roses from five lovely Orange ladies!

It seems as though WM cannot wait for the other girls, as she has already given hers. Maybe she was thinking "Early bird gets the worm?". She being the bird and DK being the worm. Errr...birds eat worms by putting them into their mouths right? Or what passes for a bird's mouth...I...oh, never mind....totally off-track :/


DK beams but inside he plots total and devastating revenge against the Sixpack.

DK and his harem

4 pizzas

A pepsi, and a couple of salads

BH tries to master the art of M**karazzin'. Hey BH, think you might wanna visit M**karazzi's library, in it contains extensive knowledge of how to be a proper paparazzi. And if you're still unsure, M**karazzi would be more than happy to give you a tutorial and a few lectures to boot.

DK hands out pizza to everyone except ES. She gives him a slightly dirty look from behind...


Ah it worked...he must have felt the heat from her look, and responded

BH and CK.

DK: "I wouldn't mind being a waiter as a part-time job!"

ES gestures towards NT, who seems to be holding an invisible...cup?

BB does his tongue trick

And again...

BB: "Guys, it's all about control. You have to swallow your saliva, and use all of your facial muscles in order to be good with your tongue. I find it helps to chew lots of gum!"


Staying true to their craft indeed. Scrabble over pizza....or should it be pizza over Scrabble?


Another shot of WM. Hmm. That packet of milk will do her a world of good...she looks like she could be blown away by the recent strong winds anytime. Hopefully DK or ML will be there to catch her...

BH exclaims in glee

DK: "Dear, I'll be leaving soon. You must take care ok? Remember to drink lots of milk!"

***A while later***

And what is a Sixpack farewell without the traditional dinner, beer and pubbing? Sixpack went to a place somewhere in the East to chill out and get DK drunk, so as to dig all his secrets out from him.

Funnyman BB

We should have our own Sixpack Beer someday, eh boys?

The pool table, which was to become the scene of a titanic struggle between a couple of pool sharks

RC looks relaxed, with both hands on his weapon

RC prepares to fire away

Boom!

The rest of the Sixpack sit and watch with bated breath (Actually they look bored more than anything else, don't they)

Cheers!

The final group shot. Never again will there be a Sixpack in the history of the Orange as powerful and all-encompassing as us. We are the Triads, we are the Mafia, we rule as Six and our hearts are one!