Final Proof has finally been Passed for Press!

MN and her beau Viv have finally tied the knot. It was a simple yet stylish wedding, held at a classy restaurant in the heart of town, with a sumptuous spread of simply spicy, mouth-watering indian dishes. The groom was decked out in an elegant business suit, looking very dapper indeed. The bride was stunning in a figure-hugging sari which would have reduced Naomi Campbell into a state of utter jealousy.

The Sixpack, arriving fashionably late, as is the wont of celebrities (and isn’t it undeniable that we are celebrities in our own right?), strode into the softly-lit restaurant, to be greeted by an extremely iron handshake from Viv, and a much softer one from MN. We took our place at one of the tables near the bridal altar, claiming it as our own and daring anyone who didn’t belong to our inner circle of trust to intrude. Of course we always have a soft spot for the ladies, so BH and CK, by virtue of their timeless beauty, were proffered seats among the table of alpha males, thus firmly and irrevocably thrusting themselves into our inner circle of trust.

But this is about the wedding, and not about the Sixpack, and so we shall remain as focused as we can on the things that matter. It was a joyous occasion for one and all, and before the feasting began, we were all treated to a slideshow of how MN and Viv came to be together. Looking at the slides and the photos, it felt to me as if their relationship had been written in the stars long before they ever knew each other existed. To put it in Hollywood romance movie terms, they were “meant for each other”. Cliched, but true.

After listening to one of the love stories of the century – best friends becoming loving couple living happily ever after – one could not help but admire them. Isn’t it one of life’s greatest moments of happiness to be able to spend the rest of your life with someone who is both your best friend and lover? A rarity, it seems, but for that very reason it is all the more to be treasured. Here’s wishing you all the best, MN and Viv, and may you always be happy and healthy together. Cheers! =D

And now, I will walk you through some of the sideshows that were taking place as the wedding dinner progressed.

BB and ML, both in similarly pink shirts, looking rather cute together

Hmm. Isn't BB leaning a little too hard, I mean much, on RC?

A night for matching couples - BH and CK seem to have visited the same clothes store!

The guys have spied something they like...

And now we see what it is. It's the MC version of Charlie's Angels, baby! But hey, where's Bosley?


The Sixpack - once it was 6, now it is 5. How long more before it becomes 4, and then 3?

ML and KN. It's like yin and yang, the synergistic combination of which produces the taoist symbol (now why did I say this?)

Not to sound too gay but MV's beau is quite a looker. Wonder if he ever considered a career in Bollywood? Or Mediacorp? Heh..

Ah yes...the golden couple. MN sure can hold a mike.

And ze food. My favourite was of course the paneer cheese. I wish I could have gotten a second helping. But paiseh mah, scared other people not enough...

Helping themselves to the feast...

ML does his Wayne Rooney impression, showing the V-sign to the crowd. Ain't that supposed to be a vulgar thing? Heh...

I'd walk a thousand miles to eat this feast again.

I somehow overlooked the fact that I was supposed to put stuff like paneer cheese into small metal containers; instead I just dumped everything onto the plate. Was that a big faux pas?

Hungrily shoving food into their gullets

What's this? Can we never escape even the tiniest form of innuendo? Highly sexually charged Sixpackers like ML and BB can find something sexual even in the Sahara Desert. Here, ML tries to titillate BB with a fern. Yikes.

And now ML tries to titillate himself...

BB literally gives ML a hand. Urk.

Good god, it's like they're fingering each other here...get a room, guys!

MV shakes her head in disapproval at ML and BB

KN is excited about something...

What's BB smiling at?

Oh, good. BB is up to his usual monkey business.

If you notice carefully, ML's hand is on BB's back. I wonder why? Was he giving BB a backrub?


ML still doesn't remove his hand...he must be enjoying the feel of BB's strong back muscles


BH is another photography enthusiast. Why don't you get a decent camera BH? At least I won't have to looked at super-pixellated photographs on your blog anymore =p


Hmm. Other than the fact that ML's hand has still not moved away, BB is holding something which looks rather thick and rod-like.


If you can spot the innuendo in this photo, the Sixpack will welcome you in with open arms and lotsa hugssss =D

Someone said to me that KS was potential Top Five material.

And now BB's got two of those things...is he growing them or what?

Big grin from our little buddha, NT

ES shows us....THE RING. Trying to show off right? =p

For some of us, absence makes the heart grow fonder. Seeing ES again after all this time has made some hearts flutter. And seeing CK in that outfit certainly boosted some heart rates! No need to exercise, just look at their photo and you'll get a good workout already =D

All smiles for the cameraman...

I forgot what joke was cracked that made these two laugh like this, but you can bet it was sexually-related.

CK manages to see the humour behind the whole inappropriateness...

Looks like it's pretty contagious! They just can't stop laughing

RC has been tickled a deep shade of red

The object of everyone's desire. The silky curves, the smoothness, that smouldering sexy look...I want her, you want her, everybody wants her. Too bad, she already belongs to someone....she belongs to ES, that is. I was talking about the camera you know. I hope no one misunderstood me =p

Wonder if she's taken? Looked like quite a hottie from where I was sitting

MC editors, past and present, with the golden couple

And once again, the couple to rule all couples