Palawan Beach, Sentosa

The beach outing at Sentosa was simply, fantastically, fun! The Captain struggles to remember the last time he had such good, clean, unadulterated fun. Well, perhaps the Captain has been living under a rock for too long...

Anyway, this is about the fun...too many words will spoil the post. Or to mention one of the seemingly endless (mis)quotes from IL, one might say "Too many people will kill the cook". He meant to say "Too many cooks spoil the broth". Yet another gem from IL...

The star of the show was undoubtedly our very own Borat, but better than him perhaps, the one and only mighty Markorat!

Markorat starts the show with what will be a trademark pose from now on...

Laddette, looking nice and tanned

The arrival of MV and KN

Settling in and checking out the scene

My, aren't they lovely...

Markorat with one of his fans

KN, in an orange top which obviously signifies her undying allegiance for the orange building (because we all know how much she loves it, eh) and the Markorat fan

Markorat and KN

Queen of Bollywood and Markorat

Markorat is really busy today, posing with fans, some of whom really wear the skimpiest of outfits...c'mon give the rest of us lesser men a chance with them laydeeez!

Boy, Markorat is hot...if only the Captain were as popular with the gals

Ah yes...laddette shows off her silky football skills

MV matches that with a sweet right foot...

You know, if you're under a mistletoe, you have to kiss...but what if you're under a coconut tree?


3 chicks auditioning to be the next Bond gal, with BB as the new B*n "Don't call me uncle" Bond. My money's on laddette to make it...and MV to play the traditional villainess with a incredibly suggestive name like "Pussy Galore". KN will have a cameo role somewhere as a waitress in some chinese restaurant :-p

Chillin' out...

AAR and RC join the party...

Playing "monkey" in the water...NT tries to tackle DD

Erm...NT's hand looks like it's reaching into KN

MS shows off her ball catching skills...and her thighs.

I'm sure there must be some reason for this photo...maybe it's got to do with the fact that RC has a major crush on XQ. I only said maybe hor...


Getting ready for charades. The Captain, personally, isn't a fan of this game, because he sucks at it big-time.

Isl*n* is actually E.T and he wants to phone home?

I like how MV can be so childlike and innocent at times, yet exude that womanly appeal


Err...need I say anything more about this pic? Must ask designer to crop the photo so that these two are closer together....

The gals fawn over BB's son...

XQ displays style and panache when handling a frisbee...it's clear that she plays frisbee pretty often.

Watch out, naked man walking!

One can imagine how BB was like when he was his son's age...son looks just like father!


Markorat being interviewed by one of the reporters from Orange Daily. "So what do you do in your spare time?" "What are your favourite foods?" "There's a rumour that you and XX were seen leaving the editorial storeroom together, hair dishevelled, clothes unbuttoned and all. Care to explain?"

The Markorat fan club just keeps getting bigger and bigger...

Never a moment of rest for him....

Markorat, prepping the ladies for a photo. "C'mon ladies, get into position quickly..I've to get a mani pedi and go for an oil massage soon!"

Fantastic...he truly is a star

The other star of the show was of course BB's son.

What a meaty display.

The sandcastles that BB's son made...

The megawatt smile that never wavers

BB and Markorat

Cool, staring off into the distance pose

From one extreme to the next...skimpily clothed and now fully dressed

Markorat plays frisky frisbee with his fans

Calm and composed as he waits for the frisbee to reach him

XQ is quite a picture, striking an elegant pose as she deftly tosses the frisbee

Meanwhile, NT decides to advance his tender age by several years by playing surrogate father to BB's son

Aww...ain't he just the cutest

People might mistake NT as the bald baddie trying to kidnap some poor kid

Ah, kids...sometimes, you never want them to grow up...you want them cute and small for as long as possible

After the beach, some of us adjourned to Holland V for dinner and a drink...

NT looks scary

"I'll be your wingman anytime, bro!"

Dangerous D*ve and Bodylicious B**n Hw**

KN and BH

Markorat just can't get enough of that thumbs-up pose

The 3 Shaolin Monks

Are they long-lost brothers?

Markorat has quite a range of facial expressions, some of which give him a debonair look...the kind of devil-may-care attitude


Till the next beach outing...