Revenge is sweet, as they say, and Cleanlungpool certainly got their sweet treats yesterday when they trounced Smokers United 3 - 0.
It was a testimonial match for GK Neville, who is leaving Man U and the EPL to play for AC Milan in Serie A later next week. The man of the moment certainly fashioned his farewell in grand style, opening up the scoring for Cleanlungpool with a lovely smash and grab in front of the Smoker's goalmouth by latching onto a poorly cleared ball and unleashed his trademark "Cannon" right footed shot straight into goal!
AndriRB Shevchenko ended his successful loan period with Smokers United and promptly decided to teach the Smokers all the lessons he had learnt well from them - Dribbling from deep within Cleanlungpool's half, the striker made a mercurial run down the left flank, bypassing three Smokers with his demonic speed and lighting pace, before finally sliding the ball dramatically into the bottom corner of the Smoker's goal!
SteBB Gerrard, their ever charismatic captain, rallied his players cohesively to frustrate the Smokers time and time again. Smokers United had been playing beautiful football throughout the game - one touch passes, neat triangles, samba style silky dribbling - ala Arsenal style, but they just could not find the back of the net ... Oh well, all the top teams have their off form days too, I guess.
Anyway, back to SteBB G., who managed to get himself on the scoreboard too, late in the second half to seal victory for Cleanlungpool. Enjoy the victory Cleanlungpool ... while u can muahahah!
All the best to GK Neville too! Forza Italia!
Man of the match -
Edw*n "Edgar Davids", for his excellent dribbling and tireless running to create chances and assists for Cleanlungpool. He was a true playmaker and it's a shame that he didn't get a goal for himself.
Play of the day -
Isl*ni Sundramoorthy, for his American football style kick at 110km/h, that sent the ball rocketing onto the window of the house behind Smoker's United goalmouth.
He's the Duke of Hazard!
Post match at the footballers' regular watering hole -
GK, man of the moment
Foes on the pitch, friends off it
Battle weary warriors
Do ya think I'm sexy?
Pole or lap dancing, which do you prefer? 
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Oleeeee Ole ole ole.....Champions... champions...
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