The Poll

With the number of guys in the orange building growing to 'gang-worthy' status, our *sources* have revealed the existence of a running poll by guys on the ladies in the office!

Anonymous male rep:

I know work is up to the neck and all
Stress is driving us up the wall
But that's exactly when we should have a ball
To prevent us from taking a big fall

Response from anonymous female rep:

If only there were more guys
then we too can do a polling
But the way things are going
we might as well be counting mice!

Yep, it's unlikely that a corresponding poll on the guys can be run by the girls -- simply because the candidates are few and far between!

The results of the poll? Well, apparently it changes on a daily basis, depending on the grooming and behaviour of the girls on that day! But we hear that girls who look sweet and/or behave demurely are perennial favourites with the guys.

*yawn* What's new?

So, beware girls! They are watching you...