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The Orange Fools' University (TOFU)
welcomes you.
Unsure of your career? Wondering which university to enrol in?
Join TOFU.
We offer a variety of courses - from SWOT (Still Working Over Time; also Swearing WithOut Talking) analysis and other MBA (Managing Bitchy Authors) modules.
Join our flexible fast-track degree course and we guarantee
that you will be out of The Orange Fools University
in less than ONE YEAR!
Read what some of our graduates have to say about their TOFU experience:
"After I passed out of TOFU, I got a high-paying job immediately."
"High salaries and short working hours are guaranteed if you graduate from TOFU."
"TOFU has prepared me to handle anything. I mean... ANYTHING."
"After passing out of TOFU, life just gets better and better."
On the other hand, many of our rather passionate Fools choose to stay on longer
and train the incoming batches of Orange Fools.
You could be one of them! Don't miss the orange opportunity!
Apply to TOFU
with your TOEFL (Tolerance for Outrageous, Extreme & Frickin' Long-hours) score
TODAY.
Be an Orange Fool for life.
The Orange Fools' University (TOFU)
welcomes you.
Unsure of your career? Wondering which university to enrol in?
Join TOFU.
We offer a variety of courses - from SWOT (Still Working Over Time; also Swearing WithOut Talking) analysis and other MBA (Managing Bitchy Authors) modules.
Join our flexible fast-track degree course and we guarantee
that you will be out of The Orange Fools University
in less than ONE YEAR!
Read what some of our graduates have to say about their TOFU experience:
"After I passed out of TOFU, I got a high-paying job immediately."
"High salaries and short working hours are guaranteed if you graduate from TOFU."
"TOFU has prepared me to handle anything. I mean... ANYTHING."
"After passing out of TOFU, life just gets better and better."
On the other hand, many of our rather passionate Fools choose to stay on longer
and train the incoming batches of Orange Fools.
You could be one of them! Don't miss the orange opportunity!
Apply to TOFU
with your TOEFL (Tolerance for Outrageous, Extreme & Frickin' Long-hours) score
TODAY.
Be an Orange Fool for life.
7 comments:
Argh I'm an Orange Fool :(
hahaha now that is a good one. Although I wonder how many people actually get a higher-paying job after getting out of TOFU?
@Bananapen,
Yes, you're one. But I'm a bigger Orange Fool than you! :/
#Anon,
Thanks! :)
//lthough I wonder how many people actually get a higher-paying job after getting out of TOFU?
Any job you land at pays higher than TOFU. It's part of the guarantee for enrolling at TOFU.
Any job you land at pays higher than TOFU. It's part of the guarantee for enrolling at TOFU.
I really wonder how true that is. I'm gonna need some case studies and/or examples, although no actual names are required :)
#Anonymous,
Oh really? You're gonna need case studies yeah?
Well, we're gonna need your identity to reveal the info.
Yeah you bet I am gonna need case studies.
Identity? Does the fact that I'm a Goodly Gentleman sound familiar to you? :D
@Anonymous aka Goodly Gentleman,
Instead of me going over loooong lists of names, let's make this easier. Why don't you cite me a case study where it happened otherwise? ;)
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