Quotable quotes from RC's wedding dinner day

In the office:

BB - "Hehehe....continuing from where we left off yesterday, which was to decide on separate angpows after a gazillion emails.....shall we have another gazillion to discuss how and when to get there together......then decide to go separately??? keke."

GK - "It's raining outside."

DK - '' imagine humming to the tune of Jingle bells with Iv** in mind...Jingle (tie) jingle (tie) jingle all the way... oh what fun it is to mark on a half-f*** manuscript heh!''

BB - "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my (&#&!()#!(^#^!*(^(!^#(# pen smudged my shirt!!!! Have to go home and change now. Waliaoeh!!!!!!!!!!! Already super busy lor...........now have to leave early....................Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh (&^#*!)#^*)^#)!#)"

NT - "dude, what size do you wear? Dun need to go all the way lar, can pop by my place for a shirt."

GK - "oh yah can borrow mine. for sure can wear."

In the bus:

NT - "You should not ice skate because ice is cold... and hard."

NT - "And oh, blood bounces off ice."

BB - "Does anyone want to go to MacDonald's?"

MN - "This place sucks!!!!!! (for not carrying TS)"

BH - "Actually... I've not really seen TS in the shops you know..."

MN - "Well then you suck too!!!"

JL - "Whoa someone's getting personal!"

At the wedding venue:

BB - "MN, see that red box where everyone is putting the red packets? That's the lucky draw box."

MN - "Where are the pink boys?"

MN - "Elean's in white! Yippee! Ben you owe me money!"

EL - "But why would I wear red??"

BB - "Because you are...uhhh..."

ES - "We must remember to take the penguin picture."

Everyone else - "???"

emcee - "...Errr....is that how it goes??........So RC is supposed to drink from V cup and V is supposed to drink from RC's cup."

Invitees - "NO!!!! They drink from their own cups!!!"

emcee - "Hopefullly the next time all of us are gathered is when we are celebrating the first year of their first child. There will be lots of eggs and err... other stuff."

And the quote of all quotes... *drumroll*

RC - "Oh... shit!"