The orange career path

It looks like crazy bosses, authors and manuscripts have rendered the orange people devoid of memory. They have forgotten that FP is no longer an inhabitant of the orange building, and hence her administrator duties have not been taken away. FP is delirious with joy to learn this.

FP also believes that if she keeps posting on the orange, eventually the few people who do remember that she has left will also forget it, and no one will be able to take away her rights even though her cubicle and her mac and her half-opened carton of orange drinks have been snatched away by the newly installed MRT station in the orange.

In consultation with the Captain, FP has come up with the career path for orange contributors.

After you join the orange as a contributor, you are expected to take your responsibilities seriously and churn out posts with amazing regularity, failing which you may be demoted. Here's how your career could look like!

0-5 posts - Contributor
5-10 posts - Project Contributor
11-15 posts - Assistant Senior Contributor
16-20 posts - Senior Contributor
21-25 posts - Assistant Managing Contributor
26-30 posts - Managing Contributor
>30 posts - Ze boss

Special note for BB and the likes - If you've been sitting on your ass as a contributor without actually contributing anything, you will be demoted before being kicked out, and will have to wear a tie to show it.

So what is your designation?