AN leaves the Orange for greener pastures today. Expect to read her column in LIFE! section of the newspapers very soon...
Here is an excerpt from her farewell email to us...
"...Until then, I leave you with my top 5 ways to stay sane and get the best from Orange:"
5. Leave at 6.03 p.m. every day.
4. If you can't leave at 6.03, make your own 'after work' mp3 playlist and blast it from your computer. Suggested songs 'One step closer to the edge'; 'Fear'; 'Breathe no More'. Otherwise, move near AAR. He has a cool dance mix going.
3. Booby-trap the work areas of colleagues who wisely walked out at 6.03 p.m. Make sure no-one sees you!
2. When you finally leave (unless it's at 6.03 the next morning), go for a drink or midnight movie with the other colleagues who stayed back with you.
1. When you return the next day, definitely walk out at 6.03 p.m. - or repeat steps 2-4.
Her Highness, AN, full of Grace 
"Hear Ye! Hear Ye!"Citizens of Kingdom Orange listen to her farewell speech
"Smile, you're on candid camera!"
"Don't cry for me JJ, the truth is I never left you, all through my wild days, my mad existence, don't break your promise..."
"Take it off! Take it off!...The camera lens cap is closed for goodness sake!"
"Behold what I have in my hands! A map to hidden treasure of vast riches and glory!Oh Johnny Depp, I'm coming for you my precious!"
"... because money no enough wat!, that's why lor!"
Which one of the Queen's consorts will take her place on the throne and rule over Kingdom Orange?Bang! Bang! by 21 times. The royal gun salute has fired off the farewell salvo.
4 comments:
Yikes she's going to Life! ?? As a columnist?? :P
What?! She's the queen? I thought I was the queen! :/
MN is and always will be the highest queen of them all...
THE EMPRESS DOWAGER - Her majesty above all, most noble esteemed regal royalty of kingdom Orange.
Many will come forth to claim the throne, but there is only one who is the real one, and we know who she is, don't we?
Nice save-ass strategy there, ttwins! :/
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