Baddie at the beach

Quotable quotes from baddie at the beach:

GK - But why must it be 8 am? Why can't it be 9 am???? It's a saturday!

RB - Hahahaha! Baddie at the beach? Never heard of it!

MN - So where's NT? Call him. I don't have his number.

GK - Errr... I don't have his number either. You mean you did not fix up a location when you finalised the plan?

MN - Errr... no. Yesterday wasn't exactly a planned or productive day. *sheepish look*

GK - What did you guys do?

MN - We err... kinda shopped a bit for FF... and then DK got hungry so we went for dinner and forgot that we hadn't really finished shopping, and then they kicked us out of the shop because it was closing time...

GK - Hmmm...

MN - Anyway. So how do we contact NT?

GK - Let's call ML and ask him for NT's number.

MN - Oh yeah, that way we can really check if he's awake and doing his church work!

GK - Or we can call BB.

MN - Oh yeah, BB should be up. He's the maid this weekend.

*NT is contacted, he reports to the venue, and play starts*

MN - Okay the shuttlecock's stuck in the tree.

GK - Where? Can you see it?

MN - There! I can see its 'ass'.

*MN throws small round object towards the tree, guys run helter-skelter*

GK - Wah liao! When you throw a stone into the tree, you must tell us first!

MN - It's NOT a stone! It's a seed! :/

*MN throws racquet into tree and retrieves shuttlecock*

*All play really badly*

MN - It's the trees man... the branches change the direction of the shuttle cock.

*All move to a treeless zone*

MN - It's too windy. We need the trees to block the wind.

NT - The sun is in my eye.

*All move to another zone*

NT - It's too bumpy.

GK - My place has a court where we can play.

*All proceed to court*

MN - Okay, let's kick some ass now.

NT - Oh. So that wasn't ass-kicking?

GK - Wah liao, MN you always hit my face on purpose one!

NT - MN, so how exactly do you hit the face like that?

MN - Oh you wanna play civil? FINE. Let's play civil! :/

NT - Oh now we're gonna play civil??

GK - We should have a net.

MN - I can be the net. I can stand there in the centre with my arms stretched out.

*NT makes a gesture - that of hitting MN's face with the racquet*

MN - Ummm... Maybe we should just buy a net.

*MN and NT keep hitting the shuttlecock after it bounces off the floor and play as if that's totally normal*

GK - What are you guys playing??

MN - Errr... tennis?

*GK tries underhanded tactics*

GK - MN, look! That guy at the basketball field looks just like a young EK!

MN - Oh yeah he does!

*MN misses shuttlecock due to the good-looking distraction*

GK - MN, you wanna play NT now?

MN - Ok can. Are you tired?

NT - Huh?? "GK, are you tired?"?? How about "NT, are you tired?" :/

*NT hits the shuttlecock high up. Thrice. In his own court*

MN - NT, stop playing with yourself!

NT - Errr.. that didn't quite sound right...

MN - Against! Against! I meant 'Stop playing against yourself!'

*NT clears leaves and sits down on the court*

GK - MN, you shagged him out man.

NT - This was good exercise.

GK - We should play more often.

MN - This is the best threesome ever.