Wednesday, December 13, 2006

FP's top ten men

Seeing as to how the sixpack have reached the stage where they're now ... *rolling eyes* rating THE MEN (!!! cos no one else will?), FP has decided to release her all time top ten rating of the orange men. And as seems to be the (polite?) norm these days, they are in alphabetical order.

BB - The one serves as living proof that all does not end after marriage. He gives hope to millions of married people out there that life doesn't really change much. He's cute. And funny (well, almost). And the 'fitness freak' bit just adds to the appeal. No wonder many tie-adorned persons (of both sexes) like to pause by his cubicle.

EK - Packed with loads of attitude and a great manly voice, this one knows exactly what he's doing. The bad boy that you wouldn't wanna take home to meet mommy. He's in style forever. No matter how many times he leaves and comes back. Sigh.

J - One of the cutest guys to have ever hit the orange building, this one was around so long ago that his surname has completely escaped FP's memory. Probably the only orange man to have featured in a girly magazine as one of Singapore's top 50 bachelors. Of course, that he kinda looked shorter than his stated height in the magazine is a totally different issue.

KBA - Quite the ladies' man, this is one smooth talker who has sold books to many an unsuspecting foreigner of the female gender without them realising it. Behind the charmer, however, resides a kind of honesty that is visible only to those who as FP recently found out during a recent trip, hang around with him long enough.

RB - The most good-looking guy to have ever entered the orange. FP's reliable sources indicate that his interviewers had no idea about his qualifications or experience when they wrote their recommendation to have him "hired with immediate effect". The only minus point? He is too nice and too approachable to fight against the bad boys who're always in vogue.
ps: For the record, FP wasn't one of the interviewers. :|

Without mentioning names, here are the ones under the 'Also featured' category. These may not strictly fall in the 'hot men' category, but more in the 'guys to look out for' category. Many of them are also here purely by virtue of their brain power in spite of an obvious lack of brawn power. Ah well. But then this is FP's list and her type is brainy guys.

1. He's like a cute character from a Japanese Comic book. Only till he... err... starts talking.
2. Two words - cute smile.
3. Brainy dude who has a way with words. But he just doesn't like to show it. Possibly because he doesn't realise it himself. And that's part of what makes him so appealing.
4. Oh the sarcasm, the sarcasm! It's almost sexy.
5. Possibly the wittiest guy we have today.

16 comments:

No. 27 said...

Oh dear God.

Elf said...

Yah...this is weeeeeeeeeeird, but I still wanna guess the 5 unnamed! :D

1. FCK
2. KH
3. DK
4. GK
5. AAR

How many did I get right?

M said...

All wrong muahahahahaaha! :D

M said...

And why is it weird huh huh huh? You can do it but we can't? Huh huh huh? :/

Uncomfy on the other side of the magnifying glass eh? ;)

No. 27 said...

You nailed it on the head, final proof. Uncomfy indeed :/

M said...

Well, now you've walked a mile in high heels :)

Anonymous said...

hey who're the unnamed???

name 'em name 'em!!

Anonymous said...

my guesses:

1. JT
2. ?? Cute is so subjective...
3. GK
4. NT
5. I can think of a few...

No. 27 said...

*waits for bananapen and bellydancer to come up with their own Top 10*

BP said...

Due to popular demand (errr... of 2 that is), here's my Top 10 List.

1. The one who wears THE ring lah :P

The rest in no particular order:
*The blonde one (duh)
*The unintentionally funny one
*The perpetually cheerful one
*The one who literally freezes in step
*The one who takes time to warm up to you
*The one with the wicked sarcasm
*The clean-cut one
*The one who can't pronounce my name
*The one who sends out cartoons on Fridays

BP said...

p.s. Where's the Guys' Top 10 Lists of the Guys??

u0201535 said...

I've hastily deleted mine. It was too threatening to my masculinity.

And your top ten reads like a season of Friends episodes.

When you say 'the blonde one' i hope you're not referring to the Aussie, Legweak...

Anonymous said...

Hey, if girls can have top 10 lists of girls, why not?

No lah it's the other blonde. Old men are not my thing :P

No. 27 said...

Err...who's the blonde one?

And who are the rest?? *mystified*

M said...

The blonde one is the Allen chap bwahahahahaha! :D

Anonymous said...

Hyah they were meant to be cryptic what :P

And noooooooo he's not the Allen guy!!! x(