Some of you may have heard the rumours of a well-oiled, extremely ruthless and highly efficient organisation which has risen to power and now pulls the strings in the Orange Building as a puppet master pulls the strings of his puppets. This consortium has decided that enough is enough, and they have chosen to take matters into their own hands and do as they see fit. They rule by dictatorship and their maxim is totalitarianism. No one and nothing stands in their way. They are none other than………the Fab Four!!!
Ok, enough with the big talk. Probably some of you have already heard of the Fab Four, or as some like to call it, the GG club, which naturally stands for the honourable moniker ‘Goodly Gentlemen’. Well I am here today to dispel all the myths and rumours and cast the group I represent (herein on known as the Fab Four) in the light which we so richly deserve to bask in *ahem*
As the name would suggest, there are four of us. We have come together expressly for the purpose of bringing some merriment and cheer to what are otherwise dark, dreary days in the Orange building. Contrary to what most people think, we do not just sit around typing emails discussing who looks hot or who has just sashayed past whom. We also discuss politics, war, world peace, and Newtonian mechanics. Ok, obviously not, since some of you are already snorting. Yes, you, bellydancer and Final Proof, I heard you!
All right, all jokes aside, we do have an online football league at Yahoo! Games going on, and we sometimes discuss the various complexities of life, such as marriage, career, philosophy, and of course football.
Naturally we also discuss which office ladies are hot. In fact this topic seems to be rather popular and has come up ever so often. Just to inject a bit of spice into the life of us Editors, we have decided to come up with monthly rankings of the Top 5 hottest office ladies, voted upon by the all-seeing Fab Four. The inaugural and official Top 5 monthly rankings are about to be finalised, and will be released next week.
Of course, seeing as most of you are ladies yourselves, you probably wouldn’t give a toss about some stupid/childish/moronic Top 5 rankings. But we are intending to sweeten the deal…in fact the winners of the monthly Top 5 could potentially receive some very exciting prizes! That is if we can cut through the swathe of red tape in our way…
Thank you all for reading and we hope next week’s Top 5 ranking will keep you glued to the edge of your seat.
Disclaimer: (1) We, as an organisation and human beings with consciences, totally respect women and feminism and all that ballyhoo. This Top 5 ranking gig is purely for the fun of it, and is not meant to demean or insult anyone. If anyone is at anytime offended, please let us know and we will put a stop to broadcasting the rankings. (2) Results of the monthly Top 5 rankings are final. Dissent and/or disagreement will not be entertained. Fab Four judges are not to be harassed or badgered or bribed into changing their minds. (3) Fab Four will be the only judges for the Top 5 until decreed otherwise. All other Top 5 rankings, whether judged upon by the GM or the Managing Editor or the Managing Editor's mother, will be considered as rebel rankings and declared null and void.
Ok, enough with the big talk. Probably some of you have already heard of the Fab Four, or as some like to call it, the GG club, which naturally stands for the honourable moniker ‘Goodly Gentlemen’. Well I am here today to dispel all the myths and rumours and cast the group I represent (herein on known as the Fab Four) in the light which we so richly deserve to bask in *ahem*
As the name would suggest, there are four of us. We have come together expressly for the purpose of bringing some merriment and cheer to what are otherwise dark, dreary days in the Orange building. Contrary to what most people think, we do not just sit around typing emails discussing who looks hot or who has just sashayed past whom. We also discuss politics, war, world peace, and Newtonian mechanics. Ok, obviously not, since some of you are already snorting. Yes, you, bellydancer and Final Proof, I heard you!
All right, all jokes aside, we do have an online football league at Yahoo! Games going on, and we sometimes discuss the various complexities of life, such as marriage, career, philosophy, and of course football.
Naturally we also discuss which office ladies are hot. In fact this topic seems to be rather popular and has come up ever so often. Just to inject a bit of spice into the life of us Editors, we have decided to come up with monthly rankings of the Top 5 hottest office ladies, voted upon by the all-seeing Fab Four. The inaugural and official Top 5 monthly rankings are about to be finalised, and will be released next week.
Of course, seeing as most of you are ladies yourselves, you probably wouldn’t give a toss about some stupid/childish/moronic Top 5 rankings. But we are intending to sweeten the deal…in fact the winners of the monthly Top 5 could potentially receive some very exciting prizes! That is if we can cut through the swathe of red tape in our way…
Thank you all for reading and we hope next week’s Top 5 ranking will keep you glued to the edge of your seat.
Disclaimer: (1) We, as an organisation and human beings with consciences, totally respect women and feminism and all that ballyhoo. This Top 5 ranking gig is purely for the fun of it, and is not meant to demean or insult anyone. If anyone is at anytime offended, please let us know and we will put a stop to broadcasting the rankings. (2) Results of the monthly Top 5 rankings are final. Dissent and/or disagreement will not be entertained. Fab Four judges are not to be harassed or badgered or bribed into changing their minds. (3) Fab Four will be the only judges for the Top 5 until decreed otherwise. All other Top 5 rankings, whether judged upon by the GM or the Managing Editor or the Managing Editor's mother, will be considered as rebel rankings and declared null and void.
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