Notice

Dear employees,

Please note that due to the increase in volume of resignations, the orange building is standardising the resignation process. The following guidelines must be adhered to with immediate effect:

1. Upon your 3-month confirmation, you shall be asked to update an excel sheet similar to the pub program, where you will be asked to fill in your EDR (Expected Date of Resignation). Please plan ahead so you stick to the dates provided in the sheet, hence reducing confusion.

2. Please use the resignation letter template placed in the share folder under 'Editorial work processes'. Do not come up with your own resignation letter template. We need to ensure consistency, hence just change the fields highlighted in yellow, such as your name, date of resignation and tick against one of the fields below to indicate reason for resigning:

1. Money no enough
2. Buay tahan oredi
3. Boss no good
4. Freelancing better
5. Wanna go back to engineering
6. My author sucks
7. No purpose to life
8. Others (please restrict to 10 words or below)

3. Please note that your employment contract states (in white font) that you will, upon resignation, return unreservedly as a freelancer, or as an employee at a higher designation. However, there will be no significant change in your salary, especially not in the upward direction.

4. Please do not be alarmed if you see 'Happy birthday' messages on your farewell card. Our employees receive so many envelopes every day that we have conditioned them to write 'Farewell' and 'Happy birthday' on alternate cards, without looking.

5. Your own farewell envelope may reach you. Please drop a 2-dollar note into the envelope, sign and pass it on to the next person.

6. The format of your farewell speech is also available in soft copy in the shared folders. You are free to rephrase it as long as the gist of your speech is "This place sucks. But you guys rock."

Thank you. We hope for your cooperation while you last.

The Management