Top 5 Hottest for Sept 2006

The September rankings of the Top 5 had already been finalised, analysed and picked apart to the bare bones a couple of weeks back. There were a few surprises thrown in, and one or two "dark horses" who actually earned a mention, (no) thanks to the quirkiness of certain members of the Fab Five. The saying "One man's meat is another's poison" would be highly applicable here.

Before you launch into a frantic bid to decipher the initials of the Top 5, do try to understand that this Top 5 thingey is a very, very subjective...err...subject. A very subjective subject. There are many who deserve to be in the Top 5. But there can only be 5. Not being in the Top 5 does NOT signify ugliness, unattractiveness, undesirability or any similar negative physical traits.

In fact, Captain Haddock (not that his opinion matters much in the big scheme of things) would go so far as to say that EVERY single female deserves to be in the Top 5, because each one is beautiful in her own way. It just takes the right man to see it.

All right all right, I won't bore you with more attempts at my bulls**t...here are the overall Top 5 rankings for September.

TOP 5 HOTTEST

1. J S L

2. E O P L

3. L X Q

4. W F F

5. S W/Eu L/T B L (tie)

And the rest...

6. A W/Y Ana (tie)
7. C Koh/F R D/H I Wati (tie)
8. L Lee
9. E Lian

TRIVIA

(a) Every single one of the Fab Five listed a different person as his Number One Hottest.

(b) One of the Fab Five claims to have a Mrs Robinson complex which was a factor in one of his choices (What the hell is a Mrs Robinson complex???).

(c) There are at least 3 "dark horses" in the list who were never mentioned in any lunchtime discussions and yet they, out of the blue, materialised when Top 5 submission time came.

Anyway, October rankings are coming up soon...there are likely to be massive changes à la our much cherished manuscript stage in the Orange building. Stay tuned!