Hair today, gone tomorrow

The astronauts of Apollo 11

Step 1 - go to barber

Step 2 - tell barber to give a buzz cut
Step 3 - specify either 'number 2', 'number 3', 'number 4' or just shave it all off
Step 4 - sit back, relax and watch your hair fall to the floor
Step 5 - report for work at Orange

The Bald Truth

*Pic courtesy of ML

Quotable quote:

"Lex Luthor: Ruthless and brilliant diaboloical mad genius
bent on taking over the world.
Dr. Evil: Comical parody of aforementioned ruthless and brilliant diabolical mad genius
bent on taking over the world.

Mini-Me: Irritating midget

I'm happy as long as I don't fall into category 3..."